boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

queef1ng:

b0dy-snatchers:

Gay couples kissing in front of the Westboro Baptist Church’s protestors. Despite the protestor’s aggressive warnings, the couples were in fact NOT  smote on site by the wrath of God.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG.

That one time Sam and Dean met Samandriel’s vessel.

-behindbars:

noellelaval:

wendigomyeggo:

Season 1, episode 8: “Bugs”

7 years later:

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT

scienceing:

An exotic creature from an alien world.

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.